If you ever think you did something embarrassing just remember that I had a really hot waiter one time and i was gonna order double pepperoni pizza but I looked him dead in the eye and accidentally asked for double penetration pizza in front of my whole family
Stop reblogging my failure
Skip the drive-through and get lucky.
I am so glad this is mint, I thought they were making a collard green milkshake and I was so upset
I thought this was going to be some sort of joke.
The most beautiful thing
is that He knows
what you are about to tell Him
He still listens.
Jesus is amazing.
*gets down on one knee* will you please give me the wifi password?
Tribal call in Chipotle
We all have that one awkward couple at school